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opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit


My soulmate is my bed and always will be

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries:  short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:  stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:  intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:  over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:  melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:  creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:  ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:  intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:  honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:  organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:  extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:  sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating